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Gorfinkle
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WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
WINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
MICROSOFT - Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
CD_ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI - System Can't See It
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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Imshall
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Haha! Love them Gorfy!
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Holy_Donut
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Hardy har har.
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