Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: Crusade Quote Thread
Imshall and I have been talking about starting this for a while. And it's about time it got going. Feel free to put down any quote or one liner (Including youself) that you think may bring a smile or sentimental giggle to your fellow Crusade members.
When putting a quote it's not essential it's 100% accurate, just an overall wording will do. And please feel free to put in quotes from people outside the Clan as well as it reminds us (on occasions) how lucky we are not to be in theirs!
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"Something's Smoking....Oh It's Me"CSD Caspa, Forza
"He sent me a message - fecker, so I sent him one back that said I'd like to see you try that when I cum on your face" CSD Caspa, Chromehounds
"His hound has Jappo-Fear turbo-charged into it" Neocryptic, Chromehounds
"I think you're missing the point, if you're going to lecture me on how NOT to cook eggs don't bother, I've been an unqualified student, it's all I lived on and knew" Destroyers Duty to fellow Shadow Cell Member Tucker Roo on Salmanella (This started after Tucker called North Salma Woods in Chromehounds 'The Salmanella Woods').
"Those, do we shoot them?" Talak - Talking about Seeders on Gears of War.
"Hey Cracker, you can do it if you B&Q it!" OwnCactus (Taunting CoolingCracker who had to be up at 5am to go to work at B&Q
Neocrypic:"That wasn't skillful base-rushing Fearless, I've seen a base taken down in twice-less the time it took them to"
CSD Caspa:"You mean half the time"
Neocryptic: "Yeah - but I like the way I said it better"
Chromehounds
"Lets do another LVU Campus Run, for anyone who doesn't know where to go" Scythian UKRainbow 6: Vegas
"Neo - MIC!!" All Crusade Members.
"For Fecks Sake Andrew (SKYHAWK) stop getting killed right near the start, I can't always help you back up, and Neo can't help you either.........And now I definitely can't help you because I've just had my face blown off by a grenade"Scythian UK, G.R.A.W 2
"Ohhh that was painful" Imshall (After being killed), Chromehounds
" Oh My GOD 1 at base 1, 2 at base 1, 3 at base 1, 4 at base 1, 5 at base 1, THEYRE ALL AT BASE 1!!!!"Soldier, Chromehounds (The infamous base-rushing battle on 11th July 2007)
"Oh is that near NO-EDUCATION I F*CK MY SISTER ALABAMA?" Holy Donut, Chromehounds
"Hiya Mate!!!"OwnCactus
"See when my dad sees a girl around here even now with legs and a skirt up her arse you've got to pull the handbrake on the car, because he'll be driving it back their fecking way"Cooling Cracker, Chromehounds
Can't think of anymore right now but am sure there are loads I've missed from the likes of Gorf, Ryan and Skyhawk that will come back!
Over to you, let's keep this thread going. _________________ Armored Fury # 18
My Dr Has Officially Warned Me About Chromehounds! Yay!
"Fuck me they played 7th Division with the new guy!... Idiots! Fucking hell that was at 4 in the morning, what a bunch of nobs" - CSD Caspa after seeing the history of battles with Neo, HaeZen and gizmo _________________
"What's the matter Andy? Did your mummy just catch you touching yourself in your secret place again?" - Tachikoma to SkyHawk after hearing an angry female voice in the background in Armoured Core 4 Lobby.
Oi, Oi! Neo Tc, stop trying to fake an argument you suck at it!Imshall - after coming into the CH lobby and hearing Tc and Neo pretending to have at it
Hey, Pidegon breath!HaeZen
HaeZen, they're not girls, they're a bunch of transvestites...Neocryptic after hearing the messages between HaeZen and Dixychicks _________________ Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!
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"Fuck me they played 7th Division with the new guy!... Idiots! Fucking hell that was at 4 in the morning, what a bunch of nobs" - CSD Caspa after seeing the history of battles with Neo, HaeZen and gizmo
That was so gay, I messed with the languages option and made my X and Y axis inverted. :/
"Hey guys look at the new emblem, the Pimp police" - GOW Mike on his hilarious Emblem.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"Yeah I can hear you."
"Clearly?"
"Yeah Clearly"
"Ok, then shut the fuck up." - haeZen to some asshole American insulting people on Shadowrun.
"Who's this slut trying to join?
"Your mum" - Holy Donut to haeZen after hearing the new player joining in the CH lobby.
Ooh...how I wish I could remember my Yankie Bashing conversation on CoD3 but the red mist blocked my memory transistors
He was such a cock _________________
I think I was there for that one..... was scawy and funny hearing Ryan rip an American to pieces. _________________ Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!
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HaeZen:Do you remember that Tesco squad we played? _________________ Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!
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"Nice to see you all ganged up on me "
"Oh sorry, I thought it said that this is a BattleRoyale match, come on guys, take hands, let's all sing come-by-ya together" - Tachikoma's reply to a moaning American on Armoured Core 4.
"Catch the Pidgeon, Catch the Pidgeon...." - Skyhawk running away when his Armour Points hit critical on Armoured Core 4.
"It says 'AP Points'. I know that means 'Armour Points' but do I need it to be high or low?"
"I'd suggest low, makes it much more interesting for the rest of us".
"Thanks mate, I'll make it lower" ((Leaves Lobby))
"Oh my god......He is soooo dumb!" - Tachikoma's reply to an American in the Armoured Core Lobby on a Battle Royale match last night. _________________
Hey Andrew do you remember when Fearless shot my bollocks off? - HaeZen
Ya know, we talk so much shit in this squad there's going to be a quote posted every 10 seconds! - HaeZen
Neocryptic:Jesus Christ HaeZen that's tight! HaeZen:You see what happens when I put my cock into it... _________________ Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!
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