| Archive for The Crusade |
| Holy_Donut |
Donut And HaeZen : Internet DetectivesTruthfully, the job was getting to him. Lines of grey ran through his hair, a "Silver Fox" as some dame had told him, but he felt they represented something different. Each new colour-deprived follicle was a sign, a sign he was fighting a losing battle with the corrupted city, a sign that he was out-numbered, out-matched....Only human. Even his new, spunky partner, HaeZen Pronzcaeks couldn't pull him out of his slump. The underworld just never slept, never slowed, never washed, never showed any sign of weakening. Despite having personallly dismembered 14 mob bosses with his teeth, more kept appearing, the latest was just as bad as the rest. It didn't help his superior, John 'Coo Pigeon Coo' McBaird was constantly busting his balls because he was an alcoholic racist. The newest scum to crawl out of the gutter of violence was known for intimdation; 
Drunk and Disorderly; 
And Sexual Harrasment of Minors; 
The bottle in front of him was empty, it's orange and fizzy contents long since drained. Disgusted with himself, the Fanta container was thrown across the room, bouncing off the poster for Ginster's and landing on a pile of sci-fi DVDs. "We've got him!" HaeZen Pronzcaeks burst into the room, a grin spreading across his face like butter on a Welshman. "Video evidence!" DI Pronzcaeks slammed down a Youtube video in front of the crumbling detective in front of him, an act as complicated as it is confusing to imagine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfMPrOmkGo8&feature=related "And that's not all! It's Christmas for policing! Also normal people!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irUQMjE5WQ4&feature=related "Finally, we can nail this midget to the wall! Three foot off of the floor so he can't run away!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jp6Y1Yh6Bs&feature=related "Not even science can help him now!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkm1nT2xBRs&feature=related Hope spread across the disillusioned officer's face, and he stood, clutching his small statue of Ganesh, a purposeful glare in his eyes. "Let's go tell McBaird." McBaird was sprawled, as usual, on his throne. The two detectives, entered, trying to avoid the fact that the throne appeared to be made out of cans of Special Brew, used condoms, and the skulls of the Superintendent's enemies. "McBaird? We've got concrete evidence. We can take him down." "Arhg.... get away with ye... furry bastard." "His reign of below-navel-terror has come to an end." "Ooooh... a fence.... for me? Made of.....wood? You're too kind sleepy hispanic community!" "I'll take that as a yes." "Only one person would know that Space-Pope! AND THAT MAN WAS MY FATHER! AYE I'LL KILL YE! ACH AYE THE NOO!" Haezen Pronzcaeks looked into his partner's eyes. "What do we do now?" "We take Imshall down." |
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| Imshall |
Well we didn't all see that one coming.... 
Nice one Donut, well written and pretty funny! Will there be more in the series or was this a one off cause you were that bored? |
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| Holy_Donut |
Depends if I find more videos of creepy midgets. | ||
| haeZen |
Now go make a hypothesis on why you look like that. haeZen, |
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