smallmexican
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For the love of...............Im in Chrome Hounds heavens help me lol
no idea what to do online lol
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Tachikoma
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Se4nd a mail to Neo for now, join his band of warriors and have some fun.
Until you're in a squad there is very little that you can do 
Neo will Voicechat you through the steps of joining his squad and getting started I'm sure (he likes Mexicans!)
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haeZen
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Why not just join our Squad, if I could I'd hope on and accept your join request but I can't.
Im sad now, back to my corner..
haeZen,
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Caspa Uk
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i'm not sure that The 3lite Squ4d will let a new guy in...
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smallmexican
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lol think i will stick to the single player for now then until i can figure the puppy thing out lol
p.s dont be sad, *rubs back*
there there
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Gorfinkle
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let me know when you want to play, i'll private chat you into joining the clan
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smallmexican
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im into a clan with Neo now, joined up last night, time to snipe snipe snipe!
since everyones on COD4 I wouldnt get to play much with ew guys lol
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Neocryptic
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You did good for your first few times out in CH last night Mexi definitely
Picking things up very well indeed
And yes Ryan I do love Mexicans, I had this Mexican GF once who....
...Better not 
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Tachikoma
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| Neocryptic wrote: | I had this Mexican GF once who....
...Better not |
**Drums fingers**
We are waiting Dave...please feel free to elaborate.
If it's good we'll open a "Neo's Sordid Thought" Forumon the boards here
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Neocryptic
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Oh okay she cooked mean mexican sauce dishes...
Are you happy now Ryan my sordid past is out...
Are you? 
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Holy_Donut
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My sordid life is even worse.
Once, I saw a girl.
Whoa.
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smallmexican
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lol thanks neo man, unfortunatly i do pick up games pretty quick, im actually good at games, so damn sad, why couldnt i have been born with other powers? like invisability or good looks or something, damn this cursed hand that gods laid out for me.
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Holy_Donut
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Follow my instructions on how to get the maximum amount of enjoyment out of Chromehounds.
1. Take disc out of case/tray/slot/woman.
2. Hold disc in front of face, about your arm's length away.
3. Bring the disc sharply towards your forehead, upon impact, the disc should break.
4. Call an ambulance.
5. Take the shattered halves of the disc.
6. Slice your wrists open, (across, you don't want to die here)
7. As you lie in a rapidly growing pool of your own blood, relax, and as the paramedics take you away, know this: That is most fun you will get out of Chromehounds.
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haeZen
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While playing the game, however about 98% of the fun - And time spent - in this Squad is spent in the lobby. 
haeZen,
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Holy_Donut
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The game is just a slow moving, wasteland simulation, with the occasional tree or explosion thrown in.
It's basically the Da Vinci Code.
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Neocryptic
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| Holy_Donut wrote: | The game is just a slow moving, wasteland simulation, with the occasional tree or explosion thrown in.
It's basically the Da Vinci Code. |
...Whatever Donut. I kind of picked up the fact that patience and team-work weren't really virtues of yours early on when we played together. But to be fair - you are good at the five minutes per round laser shooting games with no lasting after-effect. Can't take that away from you....
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Holy_Donut
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Oooooh handbag! Get her!
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