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Guys! Help!Seriously, there is this Slime hiding behind my printer! You have to help me, I don't know what to do!
I'll take a picture so you can see what I mean.
You have to help me, what do I do?
This is a game, based on the old text-based RPGs of Ryan-Age.
I dictate the rules, a bit like D&D, but with more epic win.
You, the CSD team, command me to do things, I will choose the first answer after each 'step' to carry out, then you post another, blah blah blah.
COMMANDS
WALK: I will walk in whatever direction you say.
LOOK: I will look around and examine things.
TALK: I will talk to whatever you say.
INVENTORY: I will tell you what I have on me.
ATTACK: I will attack whatever you say, with whatever you tell me to attack it with.
USE/COMBINE: I will use an object, use an object on an object, or combine two together.
SAVE: I will save my progress.
LIST: I will list my attacks, items, special moves and combat bonuses.
STATUS: I will tell you my health, mana, whether I am poisoned etc.
You can also use basic verbs, e.g. "Pick up the diamond-encrusted dildo."
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Tachikoma
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> Examine Slime
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Holy_Donut
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I examine Slime!
The Slime is level 3, is weak to water, strong against fire.
The Slime has a gold coin floating inside it.
The Slime has low self-esteem and is embarrassed by me examining it.
I feel guilty for upsetting it, -2 to CHARM.
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haeZen
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ATTACK SLIME! MUTILATE!!
haeZen,
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Holy_Donut
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I don't know MUTILATE!
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Imshall
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Attack! Slam the printer backwards, crushing the slim against the wall 
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haeZen
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Attack fail, he's sat on top of it Ishmall.
Attack Slime, poke eye.
haeZen,
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Imshall
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Re: Guys! Help! | Holy_Donut wrote: | | Seriously, there is this Slime hiding behind my printer! You have to help me, I don't know what to do! |
My attack... she no fails!
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Holy_Donut
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The Slime is squidged by the printer! -7hp!
I poke the Slime in it's left eye! It takes 10 damage!
A Slime appears!
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Tachikoma
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Use Magic>>Water Attack.
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Holy_Donut
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Slime bites me for 20 damage!
I use Water Magic! (Spray Gun)
Slime takes 15 damage!
Slime's DEF is lowered!
Slime's SPD is lowered
Slime's LUCK is lowered!
Slime is open for a Special Move!
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Tachikoma
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Use Special Move>>Testicle Hammer.
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haeZen
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BARREL ROLL!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
haeZen,
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Holy_Donut
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I use Testicle Hammer!
Slime is Stunned! Cannot attack!
Slime takes 30 damage!
Slime is Paralyzed!
I use Barrel Roll!
Overkill.
Slime defeated! I gain 125 exp, 25 gold, and the mysterious coin!
Level up!
ATK: 17
DEF: 20
STA: 30
INT: 32
DEX: 18
CHARM: 24
LUCK: 10
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