Sky Crusader
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Late night gaming.After Ryan, Adam and Pro left last night me and Alan went on to play some Domination matches.
We started off pretty crap and as I was having a very bad night and couldn’t hit sh** with my sniper and Alan was begging for an extra couple of point’s to get his P90 (yes immy you got bet to the post) it wasn’t going well but then in the second game Alan got his P90 and thing’s where getting better for me as well.
However after Alan left to got to bed the as I like to call them retarded American kids stated to get cocky and as I wasn’t with any one I didn’t have to be diplomatic. After quite a lot of shouting and the usual “woman leading you country” and “you complete doosh bag” and to top it all off he continued to say “You couldn’t hit me if I stud still to ENGLISH as*ho**.
I took particular offence to the last statement and being the American he is started to track me down. Unfortunately for him it Bloc and everyone knows how much I like that map. Any way he tried to take me out by doing the usual shoot them in the back and run away trick but it didn’t quite work I had put a claymore to my back and when he tried to knife me BANG!!!.
Scot 1 American 0.
Having failed to knife me he decided to pistol me and being such a crap shot I gave him a nice little head ache. Scot 2 American 0.
This set the tone for the rest of the match he kept coming for me and I kept putting him down it ended in true American spirit of him leaving two minutes before the end with a nice ass whooping of 26kills 6deaths.
Needles to say I received numaras messages calling me a glitching lagy ENGLISH bast***
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haeZen
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Welcome to the Club, Andy. <3
Some people were just born to be assholes I guess.. it's a good job they are all born in the same country. 
haeZen,
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Sky Crusader
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Fu***** ENGLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tachikoma
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We all know the truth Andy, don't worry.
Everytime we play I can hear your skirt...erm...kilt, flapping in the breeze.
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Sky Crusader
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Funny 
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Tachikoma
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You do realise mate that those of us are English could take offence to your post? 
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haeZen
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Yeah, what ya sayin' punk?
haeZen,
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Sky Crusader
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I am saying that i dont have a mouther fu***** english accent and that stupid american can tell scotish from english
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haeZen
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I don't think I like your tone there mister, nor does Ryan. Ryan used to be county boxin champ ya know chump, wanna take your chances?
haeZen,
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Tachikoma
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Racist.
Or should I say:
Togusa: Batou, you pamper your Tachikoma like it's a pet cat. They're simply machines.
Tachikoma 1: That's a discriminatory remark!
Tachikoma 2: We demand a retraction!
Tachikoma 3: Togusa's a bigot!
Scottish racist you ar eman, I am hurt, deep inside.
Look.......I have tears 
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Holy_Donut
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He is indeed a racist.
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haeZen
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Tally ho lads! Were going Pidgeon hunting!
haeZen,
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Holy_Donut
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Boomph Pigeon..... boomph.
You saw what I did to them on Bloc, don't make me do it again....
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