Neocryptic
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Freebattle Story # 23, 32133 Vs 3
Rural Area
Me RED TEAM
Team-Mates: Dick 1, Dick 2
:Entering Briefing Lobby:
Dick 1: (In Ebonic American Accent)WE ARE GONNA SMASH THOSE MOTHAFUCCKAS YAAAHHHAHA
Dick 2: (In Japanese Accent) Laughs like Ming The Merciless (I can tell these things)
Game Starts
2 Minutes in
Dick 1: I SEE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH THEY ON TOP OF SOME BIGASSSHIT HILL, I HAVE 2 SABRES AND 2.......MOTHAFUCKAS ARRGHH THEY HAVE A SNIPER!!!!
Neo: They have three snipers...
Dick 2: (Mumbles random unintellegable stuff more to himself than us)
Dick 1: RIGHT AM MOVIN FORWARD COVER ME
Dick 1 procedes in his really slow treadded cannon horror, then stops, starts again and stops dead...
Dick 1: WHAT THE F**K I HAVEN'T DONE MY WEAPONS SETTINGS SONOFABIT*H,....
Dick 2 heads the other way. we're getting absolutely shot to crap near Combass G with no cover, our firepower diminished by a third and to make it worse.....
Dick 2: (Messed up noise like in the film The Ring comes through the mic...)
Dick 1: STOP THAT MOTHAFUKKA I AM TRYNA CONCENTRATE (With no weapons - may I add).
Dick 2's noise is becoming really funny, all I can see is blinding flashes of damage from the three snipers, our American friend shouting F-everything, and a continuous sound from a total horror movie coming out of the other guys mic.....
Dick 2: waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dick 1: DUDE YOUR A FUCKIN RETAARDDD...
Neo: (Turns off XB360 and goes for a nice aftenoon stroll)
Why, oh why do I always get stuck with people like this? CH needs you guys back....and soon..  [/b]
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Caspa Uk
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lol that is a legend story... this is why i love the online world that is xbox live =]
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Neocryptic
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Tell you Caspa, this is one of those you should have been there to see and hear it unfold on your 42" HD, it was a classic for all involved 
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Holy_Donut
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Observe, a ture story from the pits of Chromehound hell.
Team Unlimited! I was on RED TEAM! WOOO!
Teammates: Dick 1, 2 and Nazi 1
Briefing Lobby:
Dick 1: Goddamn it Cheryl! I told you! DONT BOTHER ME WHEN I'M A-PLAYIN'!!!!
2: *Cough*
Nazi: Is anyone here a Negro?
Me: (To screw with his simple mind) Yes, I like to say things like Damn, shit, and that's wack!
Dicks: Loling.
Nazi: Get out of my country! I live in White Power Alabama! GET OUT!
Me: I live in Bristol, where is White Power Alabama? Is it near No-Education-Do-Your-Sister Alabama?
Dicks: Loling, and a 'My HOUND pwns your ass!'
Nazi: Limey Fag, get out of AMERICA!
Me: Not in America, what does Limey mean anyway? How am I limey?
Nazi:......... Fag.
Me: Oh your words! Your cruel, misspelt, inoffensive words!
Nazi_Dick has left the battlefield.
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Tachikoma
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Love it all guys, isn't Live a wonderful world
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haeZen
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Normally when I see some racist puppy, im like "Burn!!" Luckily on CH I CAN burn them. 
haeZen,
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Holy_Donut
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Cook them in their own prejudice!
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