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| Neocryptic |
Crusade Quote ThreadImshall and I have been talking about starting this for a while. And it's about time it got going. Feel free to put down any quote or one liner (Including youself) that you think may bring a smile or sentimental giggle to your fellow Crusade members.When putting a quote it's not essential it's 100% accurate, just an overall wording will do. And please feel free to put in quotes from people outside the Clan as well as it reminds us (on occasions) how lucky we are not to be in theirs! [[ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PUPPY BOARD]] For the sake of maintaining the original content, the Puppy Rule will be omitted here so please read with caution. "Something's Smoking....Oh It's Me" CSD Caspa, Forza "He sent me a message - fecker, so I sent him one back that said I'd like to see you try that when I cum on your face" CSD Caspa, Chromehounds "His hound has Jappo-Fear turbo-charged into it" Neocryptic, Chromehounds "I think you're missing the point, if you're going to lecture me on how NOT to cook eggs don't bother, I've been an unqualified student, it's all I lived on and knew" Destroyers Duty to fellow Shadow Cell Member Tucker Roo on Salmanella (This started after Tucker called North Salma Woods in Chromehounds 'The Salmanella Woods'). "Those, do we shoot them?" Talak - Talking about Seeders on Gears of War. "Hey Cracker, you can do it if you B&Q it!" OwnCactus (Taunting CoolingCracker who had to be up at 5am to go to work at B&Q "JEEEESUS" Flipmode, Chromehounds "Tom, Feck Off....You Dickhead" CSD Caspa, Ch Lobby (Frequently) Neocrypic: "That wasn't skillful base-rushing Fearless, I've seen a base taken down in twice-less the time it took them to" CSD Caspa: "You mean half the time" Neocryptic: "Yeah - but I like the way I said it better" Chromehounds "Lets do another LVU Campus Run, for anyone who doesn't know where to go" Scythian UK Rainbow 6: Vegas "Neo - MIC!!" All Crusade Members. "For Fecks Sake Andrew (SKYHAWK) stop getting killed right near the start, I can't always help you back up, and Neo can't help you either.........And now I definitely can't help you because I've just had my face blown off by a grenade" Scythian UK, G.R.A.W 2 "Ohhh that was painful" Imshall (After being killed), Chromehounds " Oh My GOD 1 at base 1, 2 at base 1, 3 at base 1, 4 at base 1, 5 at base 1, THEYRE ALL AT BASE 1!!!!" Soldier, Chromehounds (The infamous base-rushing battle on 11th July 2007) "Fecking Jewbs" HaeZen, Chromehounds (After aforementioned battle) "Have you heard of WHITE-POWER Alabama?" "Oh is that near NO-EDUCATION I F*CK MY SISTER ALABAMA?" Holy Donut, Chromehounds "Hiya Mate!!!"OwnCactus "See when my dad sees a girl around here even now with legs and a skirt up her arse you've got to pull the handbrake on the car, because he'll be driving it back their fecking way"Cooling Cracker, Chromehounds Can't think of anymore right now but am sure there are loads I've missed from the likes of Gorf, Ryan and Skyhawk that will come back! Over to you, let's keep this thread going. |
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| Caspa Uk |
"Fuck me they played 7th Division with the new guy!... Idiots! Fucking hell that was at 4 in the morning, what a bunch of nobs" - CSD Caspa after seeing the history of battles with Neo, HaeZen and gizmo | ||
| Tachikoma |
"What's the matter Andy? Did your mummy just catch you touching yourself in your secret place again?" - Tachikoma to SkyHawk after hearing an angry female voice in the background in Armoured Core 4 Lobby.
"Neeeeoooooo.....!!" - Entire room whenever Neocryptic Arrives. "Aaaaaandyyyyyy  " - Echoing voices of haeZen and Tachikoma as Skyhawk blows out the bridge uder their feet in ChromeHounds.
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| Imshall |
Oi, Oi! Neo Tc, stop trying to fake an argument you suck at it! Imshall - after coming into the CH lobby and hearing Tc and Neo pretending to have at it
Hey, Pidegon breath! HaeZen HaeZen, they're not girls, they're a bunch of transvestites... Neocryptic after hearing the messages between HaeZen and Dixychicks |
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| haeZen |
"Hey guys look at the new emblem, the Pimp police" - GOW Mike on his hilarious Emblem. "Hey, can you hear me?" "Yeah I can hear you." "Clearly?" "Yeah Clearly" "Ok, then shut the fuck up." - haeZen to some asshole American insulting people on Shadowrun. "Who's this slut trying to join? "Your mum" - Holy Donut to haeZen after hearing the new player joining in the CH lobby. Thats all I can remember at the moment. haeZen, |
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| Tachikoma |
Ooh...how I wish I could remember my Yankie Bashing conversation on CoD3 but the red mist blocked my memory transistors 
He was such a cock 
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| Imshall |
I think I was there for that one..... was scawy and funny hearing Ryan rip an American to pieces.
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| Imshall |
Caspa:Oh I hate fucking Tesco's
HaeZen:Do you remember that Tesco squad we played? |
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| Tachikoma |
"Nice to see you all ganged up on me "
"Oh sorry, I thought it said that this is a BattleRoyale match, come on guys, take hands, let's all sing come-by-ya together" - Tachikoma's reply to a moaning American on Armoured Core 4. "Catch the Pidgeon, Catch the Pidgeon...." - Skyhawk running away when his Armour Points hit critical on Armoured Core 4. "It says 'AP Points'. I know that means 'Armour Points' but do I need it to be high or low?" "I'd suggest low, makes it much more interesting for the rest of us". "Thanks mate, I'll make it lower" ((Leaves Lobby)) "Oh my god......He is soooo dumb!" - Tachikoma's reply to an American in the Armoured Core Lobby on a Battle Royale match last night. |
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| haeZen |
Rofl, Ryan > USA. Hahaha.
haeZen, |
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| Imshall |
Hey Andrew do you remember when Fearless shot my bollocks off? - HaeZen
Ya know, we talk so much shit in this squad there's going to be a quote posted every 10 seconds! - HaeZen Neocryptic: Jesus Christ HaeZen that's tight! HaeZen: You see what happens when I put my cock into it... |
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| Caspa Uk |
"If I stand next to haeZen I can steal his essence, that way he wont be able to harden - Imshall - Shadowrun | ||
| Tachikoma |
Ooer!! |
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| haeZen |
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
"Jippo, Jappo, Jappo Hound, Jippo..... I don't care they still suck."
-HAEZEN "It was a pre-emptive counter-attack, did you like it?" -HOLY DONUT (To potential hoster of clan website..... whoops.) |
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| Tachikoma |
"Dooby dooby doo Sneaky Ninja; Dooby Dooby Doob De Doo.
Dooby dooby doo Sneaky Ninja; Dooby Dooby Doo...Do Do". - A drunk Neo singing the 'Ninja Song' to the tune of Inspector Gadget on Tenchu last night. |
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| Imshall |
*Immy just gets shot*
Imshall: "Oh for puppy sake, that gets on my real tits!" Sky Hawk/ Prometheus: "You have real tits!?!?" |
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| Imshall |
Dwarfy... I'm so dwarfy, my body is so frail and limp. My bodyyyy was gusted off the side of the rail! - HaeZen singing in the theme of "I'm so lonely, after his body being killed and thrown around by me and Andrew on Shadowrun using the gust spell | ||
| Caspa Uk |
Imshall - Yeah, i'm up for a bot match. Let's play against hard midgets | ||
| Holy_Donut |
You must play some Shadowrun with me. Please? | ||
| haeZen |
You must play some Chromehounds with us, please? :O
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
..... That was low. | ||
| Imshall |
Yet true and needed to be said... |
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| Holy_Donut |
Maybe if you actually played Chromehounds and not Sell-Out-To-Big-Corporations-Also-OMFGMCNEILLALIENS-Conquer 3. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Ha ha! I trick you! Ah nuts!"
-Haezen shortly before being shotgunned in his big wide face. "It's a massacre!" -Holy Donut, repeadtedly whenever I killed the Gamertag Massacre. |
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| Sky Crusader |
*TC*
oh puppy i just nuked my self. |
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| haeZen |
*WARNING* The following is a serious case of "Imshall-ism' and may be contagious during the early hours.
"BOYS!" "I like balls!" "You could have like, Dancing turnips with singing spuds and a whole band of vegetables for Sunday Roast!" "I swear on my life the moon is made of cheese!" "I'll get him! *Incendiaries himself* Damn he got me first. Wha, Wait!" - Imshall As I said, Imshall after hours.. Not a good thing. 
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
I wonder if Imshall-nite
Leaks out onto the floor and collects in a pool. |
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| Neocryptic |
"John Wayne"
Holy Donut "Arnold" HaeZen (Cited continuously on a freebattle on Bay 1 where huge HOUNDs representing said actors were used) |
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| haeZen |
Don't forget 'Heath Ledger! 
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
" I won't be tolerating racism nigger."
-HaeZen, after I regailed him with tales. "HONKY!" - Everyone. |
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| Caspa Uk |
«Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says:
although tall people blocked my view mostly War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: rofl I know what you mean «Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says: ur tall lol War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: lol no I fucking aint «Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says: oh yeah shit thats someome else whos tall War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: lol Andy «Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says: oh yeah ur friends u told me 1 time War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: Oh my friends erm I have one but I've never told you about him «Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says: u have 1 friend sorry to hear that man ill be ur real friend lmao War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: no I mean I have one tall friend, bastard «Charizard FTW» Paramore was fucking awesome says: u set that 1 up thats going on forum War over Religion - Fighting over who has the best imaginary friend says: lol you bastard Sam Imshall This is a converstion about a band (Paramore) I went to see tonight, sad to hear imshall only has 1 friend... We need to give hime some love |
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| haeZen |
Damn Immy, I didn't know you held these things so close to heart. It makes me tearful. 
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
Eurgh, Paramore. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Heee hee hee HAHAHAAHHEEHEEHEHhuuuRhheheugh!"
-Imshall doing a very creepy laugh/choke after I repeated the words 'Go To Warp!' about 16 times. "I'm the Defiant! SUCCCKKK MMMMMYYY DDIIIICKKKK! I'm the Defiant!" -Holy Donut, in the Defiant. |
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| Imshall |
"I've got an Immy in my inventory!" - HaeZen everytime he needed healing after my repeated use as the party medic on the PSU demo. | ||
| Tachikoma |
**SNOOOOOORE** - Andrew at 22:47:53 every week night. | ||
| Sky Crusader |
i resent that last coment even though it is ALMOST the truth. lol
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| CrystolMethod |
Bless youself haeZen
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| Imshall |
Got some good quotes from our antics on Halo 3 over the pass 2 days and some little tales
We're playing alpha zombie where the alpha zombie is completely invisible and doesn't show up on radar if he crouch walks. The humans are hiding in the water trying to look for the sploshes of HaeZen as he creeps towards us. I think I see some movement across the sand but couldn't focus on it because bageldrone kept on hitting me with the Warthog turret. A couple of seconds later out of no where HaeZen's voice pipes up in a child like tone saying "Whatcha doing?" causing everyone to fire wildly into the water in a vain attempt to expose him. After we stop firing I turn to see look at bagel just before his corpse is thrown back to shore by HaeZen's gravity hammer 
Appeture Science" - Imshall, HaeZen and Donut After Donut plauged us with the song it became the last thing many people heard before joining the legions of the undead. Double Kill! Haha yes! - HaeZen HaeZen is killed Ah dam Rocket Frenzy pl0x!!! HaeZen is killed God Dam it Running Riot! Haha, check my file share afterwards! HaeZen is killed, Kill Joy God dam you Ryan every time! Playing some rocket slayer and it seemed that everytime HaeZen hit his peak Ryan was behind with a rocket to blow him back down to earth. |
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| Tachikoma |
Sorry Immy but I have to add it:
Tachikoma is Alpha zombie and haeZen and Inshall are hiding on the beach. The zombie sneaks across the sand and stands behind Imshall for a full minute or so in absolute silence...then I make myself known. "Imshall" **Imshall squeaks in suprise" *Splot* with gravity hammer. Made me laugh when you squeaked
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| haeZen |
"Whatcha Doooin'?" - haeZen "Oh god fuck he's near me fire!" - Immy "loloolololololOLOLOL!OL!OL!O!LOL" - haeZen Absolutely Priceless. haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
"Iinnnnttteeeeerrrressstttiinnnggg....." -HaeZen after he walked past my invisible self and heard me shout 'Lololololololololololol' at him. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Why do they keep shooting me in the legs?!"
"You have fat thighs." - Ryan, putting me down a notch. "Echonox twik ellie Han Solo, ho ho ho ho." -....someone doing a marvellous Jabba the Hutt impression. |
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| Holy_Donut |
I am alone. | ||
| haeZen |
Wierd how the Quote thread slows down without my babble.
haeZen, |
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| Imshall |
Lol true, we miss you haeZen!
But this is probably the biggest thread on the forum which is cool
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| Holy_Donut |
It doesn't help that Imshall forgets most of the funny things he wants to put on here. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
Here is a very funny quote:
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| Imshall |
Oh god......... someone get this man a 360 stat! | ||
| Holy_Donut |
You don't even want to know what I made. | ||
| haeZen |
If you've got Garry's mod Donut then maybe we can play sometime?
I have Steam, HL CS:S and Garry's mod on there, so add my username to your friends list - ben_whittle - I thought it asked for my real name, not my Username.
haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
My CS:S doesn't really work, but yeah, GMod online, just us two, many things will be made. | ||
| haeZen |
It begins! \o/
haeZen, |
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| Imshall |
Holy Dount - "Having CSD's is like blowjobs. One's good but more's better!"
Everyone in the room cracked up at that one
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| haeZen |
Sigh, we're so cool. Benz0r, <3 |
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| Holy_Donut |
Like vaginas, the wetter the better. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Bloody foreigners and their ....... backwards .......... electricity!"
- A very pissed off Owncactus. "Be quiet, or I will bum your mum with a bottle of rum." - Holy Donut, at a stupid American |
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| Holy_Donut |
"Commanding Andy's cock."
- Owncactus' very special name for Command & Conquer |
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| Imshall |
I swear we've had that joke before..... | ||
| Holy_Donut |
Nope, I've said command and cock, not commanding Andy's cock. | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Stick of doom!"
-Imshall. "You fell valiantly..... your beard is like a shiny spike." - Imshall, about my troll on Shadowrun. |
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| Holy_Donut |
" I just.... ARGH! I am actually going to crush you all! I'll rise up like a fiery pheonix and sweep you all aside like rancid toadstools! You'll be all like 'oh no he's sweeping us away!'"
- Holy Donut |
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| Holy_Donut |
" Why doesn't my phone have chief in it's dictionary. What's up with that?"
- Holy Donut " Because it's an American phone, and they don't want Native American chiefs because they killed them all." - Tachikoma UK Ryan, telling me about technology. " Kill it dead! Kill it dead! Kill it dead! Shoot it, beat it, stab it dead!" - Holy Donut " That's the new clan mantra." - Tachikoma UK My chant while shoot a Hell Baron on DOOM. |
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| Imshall |
Here it is people, the long awaited update to this thread. With some of the best quotes to date!.........
well maybe but still! "You and your stupid british accents, why don't you go back to Europe!" - Random stupid American ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sam: Dam they're using my tactics against me! *Game crashes and we're thrown back to the lobby* Donut: The stupidity of that statement has crashed the internet! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HaeZen: I haven't found a pussy that doesn't have aids.... Donut: Well that's not what your mum told me when I did her last night! HaeZen: Yeah but I don't really care seeing as you have aids now! *long laughs* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Imshall: Go for the guy with the kill sign Caspa: What does the kill sign mean? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Our trenches were their arse holes! - HeaZen" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I shall rise up like an angry pheonix and strike you down like rancid toadstools, and then you'll be like "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" and I'll be all "Grahhhhhhgrr!!!" - Donut's response to our sillyness on some subject. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The bitch stopped peddling!" - BCNX after his internet just died again ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The world leaders of......... the world" - Imshall, it's all I could think of 
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| Imshall |
"You have now been downgraded to Jade Goody!" Donut to a small Scottish child | ||
| Holy_Donut |
"Shut up you Chinese faggots!"
-Random American at me and Imshall. While we were reading out some Spanish phrases. |
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| Holy_Donut |
"Gonna bam it up a notch from my spice-weasel. Bam!"
"Anyone keeping score of my heads bashed in? Bonk!" "Boink!" - Me, while playing friendly teabag games with Imshall's friends, I'd bag on 'bam', 'bonk' and 'boink' |
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| Holy_Donut |
"IRON BRU!"
Imshall, HaeZen and Donut. "The point of sabotage is not to plant the bomb!" Random Geordie. "Yeah, so my cat (cat meows) I..... Wow good timing." - Donut |
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| Holy_Donut |
Shadowrun based tomfoolery.
"Ahh! Look at all those midgets! Imshall commune with your own kind! Reason with them!" - HaeZen " Midgets are highly susceptible to negotiation." - Donut |
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| Che Lexy |
"Die you noobs!!....BOINK!" Own Cactus - Halo 3
HAHAHA XD boint make me larf
xxxx |
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| Holy_Donut |
Boink! | ||
| Che Lexy |
"That has to be the blackest clan ive ever seen!" - Imshall last night on COD 4
XD lol |
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| Imshall |
To yet another whiny American:
HaeZen: "Ah shut up! Don't make me tell your mum, me and her go waaaaay back... ........... ensuing laughter from all
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On C&C: Andy: Yay for giant helmets! |
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| haeZen |
"They're supposed to be a clan, not a joke.." - CrsytolMethod on a clan we repeatedly raped when they used nothing but Nade Launchers.
"Bitch, I ain't racist, I hate em all equally." Imshall "Then you've got to go up to a hulking black guy and put a collar round his neck and say "Nigga, your my bitch now!" - CrystolMethod on CSD's initiation Ceremony. "Are you dieing hahzun?" "lololol" "Eugh no, Im choking on one of your Mum's pubic hairs." - haeZen to an idiot in a clan of idiots who were making snide remarks to everyone in the lobby so I started coughing loudly.
All I can remember so far. haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
"Hey, I sniped your entire team, you all suck."
*Donut makes his phone ring, answers it* "Yeah? Oh hey. No I can't come round, I'm busy. Look, I'll come round later, you know how much I like seeing you. Alright bye, love you." "Hey Donut, who was that, your mummy?" "No it was yours." Holy Donut to some 11-yr old scouser on Vegas 2. Who had one kill. Out of our 7 team members. |
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| Holy_Donut |
During some Halo 3 Forge.
Donut (to Pigeon): "Hey, could you stop throwing grenades, they're breaking my stuff." Imshall: "I'm not! I'm all the way over here!" Donut (still to Pigeon): "Come on, be cool, stop please." Imshall: "I didn't break anything!" Donut: "Especially not your voice." Cue lots of 'Ooohs' from Pigeon and Haezen. |
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| haeZen |
"Im Scrin" - Pidgeon
"Im NOD" - haeZen "Im fucked!" - Imshall Immy, after realising he was closest to the Brutal AI's starting position. haeZen, |
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| Holy_Donut |
Demoman: KA BOOM! | ||
| Neocryptic |
ChaosMarines CH Lobby (Gizmo has just joined the squad and we are reminicing).
Neo: "I really loved those guys" Gizmo: "Who, The Crusaders?" Neo: "Yeah, not a day goes by I don't think about them, I love them with all my body, including my toenails and piss.." Gizmo: "Neo, you're a lunatic" |
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| haeZen |
You dedicate your toe nails to us? *Eyes Swell*
That's... beautiful.
haeZen, |
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