Neocryptic
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Really Creepy Story (CH Related)Saddling up through a quick CPU grinding session (Which I count as 3 Games in a row) I took my cannon hound out into the breezy hills of Northern Walls (Mountains 1 on Freebattle).
I picked Base 3, my logic really was to visit the enemy bases in reverse numerical order and have a good chance of eliminating an enemy hound en-route with little travlling distance and still having tactical height advantage.
Wasn't enemy base 3 - so pressing on I checked 2, and when I went to the peak to accertain if it was 1 I saw something move in the distance but couldn't be sure if it was a tree taking the puppy out of me. So I waited..
And Waited..
And Waited..
Then T3S mentality kicked in, secure coms and sit back and wait for even the CPU to make an AI mistake of taking one back...
By the time I secured 6 coms on a 10 combas based map, there was 2 minutes remaining and a logistical impossibility for the AI to win on coms. So I pulled back south after going on a full circle route and guarded my base, the seconds ticking away...and away until I won on Coms. Having seen NOTHING the entire battle I thought, surely even the Squad 44 Heavy Gunner, the slowest AI in the game moves from it's base after so long. This is the first match ever that I've never seen hide nor hair of an enemy hound...
Clicked on the post-misson screens...Got back in the Lobby.
Checked the History and saw the AI I just played was...
RFZ SQ 666
Freaked me out enough to end the session early and play FIFA 08!
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Imshall
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Ya know I don't think that's the first time that we've had strange dealings with that squad....
*shudders*
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Neocryptic
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Dirty Satanists aren't they imshall, I'm sure they were all up on the big hill at C3/D3 playing D&D! 
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Imshall
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Oh yeah totally, ya know BECAUSE they were playing D&D they HAVE to be demon worshiping spawns of hell who have gained evil magical powers. That's why it took them so long because they were all sitting on the giant hill of evilness +3 playing D&D so their characters could trap the essence of a Balor and then unleash it on your poor defenseless Hound...
God I hate religion sometimes....
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Holy_Donut
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I enjoy Satan.
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haeZen
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No doubt due to the Evil doings of Viva Pinata.
God frowns at you with a holy monobrow of fury and dispatches the Jebush BattleWagons!
haeZen,
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CrystolMethod
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| Holy_Donut wrote: | | I enjoy Satan. |
Sick.
Cryst0lz yo,
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