Crusade Quote Thread

Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

Nope, I've said command and cock, not commanding Andy's cock.
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

"Stick of doom!"
-Imshall.

"You fell valiantly..... your beard is like a shiny spike."
- Imshall, about my troll on Shadowrun.
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

" I just.... ARGH! I am actually going to crush you all! I'll rise up like a fiery pheonix and sweep you all aside like rancid toadstools! You'll be all like 'oh no he's sweeping us away!'"
- Holy Donut
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

" Why doesn't my phone have chief in it's dictionary. What's up with that?"
- Holy Donut

" Because it's an American phone, and they don't want Native American chiefs because they killed them all."
- Tachikoma UK

Ryan, telling me about technology.

" Kill it dead! Kill it dead! Kill it dead! Shoot it, beat it, stab it dead!"
- Holy Donut

" That's the new clan mantra."
- Tachikoma UK

My chant while shoot a Hell Baron on DOOM.
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Imshall · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject:

Here it is people, the long awaited update to this thread. With some of the best quotes to date!.........

well maybe but still!

"You and your stupid british accents, why don't you go back to Europe!" - Random stupid American

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Sam: Dam they're using my tactics against me!

*Game crashes and we're thrown back to the lobby*

Donut: The stupidity of that statement has crashed the internet!

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HaeZen: I haven't found a pussy that doesn't have aids....

Donut: Well that's not what your mum told me when I did her last night!

HaeZen: Yeah but I don't really care seeing as you have aids now!

*long laughs*

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Imshall: Go for the guy with the kill sign

Caspa: What does the kill sign mean?

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"Our trenches were their arse holes! - HeaZen"

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"I shall rise up like an angry pheonix and strike you down like rancid toadstools, and then you'll be like "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" and I'll be all "Grahhhhhhgrr!!!" - Donut's response to our sillyness on some subject.

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"The bitch stopped peddling!" - BCNX after his internet just died again

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"The world leaders of......... the world" - Imshall, it's all I could think of Razz

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Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!

OWRWP Act (Offencive words replaced with 'Puppy') Don't make us use it!

Imshall · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:13 am Post subject:

"You have now been downgraded to Jade Goody!" Donut to a small Scottish child
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Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!

OWRWP Act (Offencive words replaced with 'Puppy') Don't make us use it!

Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

"Shut up you Chinese faggots!"
-Random American at me and Imshall. While we were reading out some Spanish phrases.
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

"Gonna bam it up a notch from my spice-weasel. Bam!"
"Anyone keeping score of my heads bashed in? Bonk!"
"Boink!"
- Me, while playing friendly teabag games with Imshall's friends, I'd bag on 'bam', 'bonk' and 'boink'
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

"IRON BRU!"
Imshall, HaeZen and Donut.

"The point of sabotage is not to plant the bomb!"
Random Geordie.

"Yeah, so my cat (cat meows) I..... Wow good timing."
- Donut
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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

Shadowrun based tomfoolery.

"Ahh! Look at all those midgets! Imshall commune with your own kind! Reason with them!"
- HaeZen

" Midgets are highly susceptible to negotiation."
- Donut
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Che Lexy · Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14 Location: Kent

"Die you noobs!!....BOINK!" Own Cactus - Halo 3

HAHAHA XD boint make me larf Razz

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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 837 Location: Timbuktu.

Boink!
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Che Lexy · Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14 Location: Kent

"That has to be the blackest clan ive ever seen!" - Imshall last night on COD 4

XD lol

Imshall · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject:

To yet another whiny American:

HaeZen: "Ah shut up! Don't make me tell your mum, me and her go waaaaay back...

........... ensuing laughter from all Razz

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On C&C:

Andy: Yay for giant helmets!
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Grab life by the horns, kick it in the balls and when it stands up to fight make sure you have the bigger axe!

OWRWP Act (Offencive words replaced with 'Puppy') Don't make us use it!

haeZen · Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 846 Location: oh hai thar!!111

"They're supposed to be a clan, not a joke.." - CrsytolMethod on a clan we repeatedly raped when they used nothing but Nade Launchers.

"Bitch, I ain't racist, I hate em all equally." Imshall

"Then you've got to go up to a hulking black guy and put a collar round his neck and say "Nigga, your my bitch now!" - CrystolMethod on CSD's initiation Ceremony.

"Are you dieing hahzun?"
"lololol"
"Eugh no, Im choking on one of your Mum's pubic hairs." - haeZen to an idiot in a clan of idiots who were making snide remarks to everyone in the lobby so I started coughing loudly. Very Happy

All I can remember so far.

haeZen,

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