For the love of...............

smallmexican · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 47

Im in Chrome Hounds heavens help me lol

no idea what to do online lol

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Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

Se4nd a mail to Neo for now, join his band of warriors and have some fun.
Until you're in a squad there is very little that you can do Smile

Neo will Voicechat you through the steps of joining his squad and getting started I'm sure (he likes Mexicans!)
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haeZen · Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 721 Location: oh hai thar!!111

Why not just join our Squad, if I could I'd hope on and accept your join request but I can't.

Im sad now, back to my corner..

haeZen,
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Caspa Uk · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject:

i'm not sure that The 3lite Squ4d will let a new guy in...
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smallmexican · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 47

lol think i will stick to the single player for now then until i can figure the puppy thing out lol

p.s dont be sad, *rubs back*

there there
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Gorfinkle · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject:

let me know when you want to play, i'll private chat you into joining the clan
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smallmexican · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 47

im into a clan with Neo now, joined up last night, time to snipe snipe snipe!

since everyones on COD4 I wouldnt get to play much with ew guys lol
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Neocryptic · Council member Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 324

You did good for your first few times out in CH last night Mexi definitely

Picking things up very well indeed

Smile

And yes Ryan I do love Mexicans, I had this Mexican GF once who....

...Better not Wink

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Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

Neocryptic · Council member Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 324

Oh okay she cooked mean mexican sauce dishes...

Are you happy now Ryan my sordid past is out...

Are you? Razz

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Holy_Donut · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject:

My sordid life is even worse.

Once, I saw a girl.

Whoa.
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smallmexican · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 47

lol thanks neo man, unfortunatly i do pick up games pretty quick, im actually good at games, so damn sad, why couldnt i have been born with other powers? like invisability or good looks or something, damn this cursed hand that gods laid out for me.
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Holy_Donut · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:11 am Post subject:

Follow my instructions on how to get the maximum amount of enjoyment out of Chromehounds.

1. Take disc out of case/tray/slot/woman.

2. Hold disc in front of face, about your arm's length away.

3. Bring the disc sharply towards your forehead, upon impact, the disc should break.

4. Call an ambulance.

5. Take the shattered halves of the disc.

6. Slice your wrists open, (across, you don't want to die here)

7. As you lie in a rapidly growing pool of your own blood, relax, and as the paramedics take you away, know this: That is most fun you will get out of Chromehounds.
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haeZen · Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 721 Location: oh hai thar!!111

While playing the game, however about 98% of the fun - And time spent - in this Squad is spent in the lobby. Very Happy

haeZen,
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Holy_Donut · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject:

The game is just a slow moving, wasteland simulation, with the occasional tree or explosion thrown in.

It's basically the Da Vinci Code.
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