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haeZen
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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:27 am Post subject: BBC Bloopers |
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Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's just
come in his shorts.
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
he wished he had a hard on now."
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on
This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed
last night."
Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
Phil tell us about your amazing third leg."
Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire,
inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he
just tossed it off."
Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this."
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?"
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69."
Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big
race when he said:"They usually have four or five dreams a night about
coming from different positions."
Steve Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets in the Wild, told
Trude:"There's something big growing between my legs."
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing
so hard!
US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my God!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse.
I once rode her mother."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!
Lol found this hilarious.
haeZen
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Neocryptic
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New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
I actually heard this commentary and spat a full mouthful of coffee at my lovely plasma-screen TV..
Classic
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More BBC Classics, This time from the very good show Deadringers.
Don't know if any other Star Wars fans have seen this but it's worth a chuckle. (Yes I'm in an all things Star Wars mood today!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u78r4iYrz7o
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That video gets me every single time, it's so dam funny  !
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After Immy and haeZen were telling me about this last night, I have just watched the Star Wars, LotR and Gladiator parts 
The SW is good but t'others are a bit 'meh'
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