Crusade Quote Thread

Neocryptic · Council member Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 324

Imshall and I have been talking about starting this for a while. And it's about time it got going. Feel free to put down any quote or one liner (Including youself) that you think may bring a smile or sentimental giggle to your fellow Crusade members.

When putting a quote it's not essential it's 100% accurate, just an overall wording will do. And please feel free to put in quotes from people outside the Clan as well as it reminds us (on occasions) how lucky we are not to be in theirs!

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"Something's Smoking....Oh It's Me" CSD Caspa, Forza

"He sent me a message - fecker, so I sent him one back that said I'd like to see you try that when I cum on your face" CSD Caspa, Chromehounds

"His hound has Jappo-Fear turbo-charged into it" Neocryptic, Chromehounds

"I think you're missing the point, if you're going to lecture me on how NOT to cook eggs don't bother, I've been an unqualified student, it's all I lived on and knew"
Destroyers Duty to fellow Shadow Cell Member Tucker Roo on Salmanella (This started after Tucker called North Salma Woods in Chromehounds 'The Salmanella Woods').

"Those, do we shoot them?"
Talak - Talking about Seeders on Gears of War.

"Hey Cracker, you can do it if you B&Q it!"
OwnCactus (Taunting CoolingCracker who had to be up at 5am to go to work at B&Q

"JEEEESUS"
Flipmode, Chromehounds

"Tom, Feck Off....You Dickhead"
CSD Caspa, Ch Lobby (Frequently)

Neocrypic: "That wasn't skillful base-rushing Fearless, I've seen a base taken down in twice-less the time it took them to"

CSD Caspa: "You mean half the time"

Neocryptic: "Yeah - but I like the way I said it better"

Chromehounds

"Lets do another LVU Campus Run, for anyone who doesn't know where to go" Scythian UK Rainbow 6: Vegas

"Neo - MIC!!" All Crusade Members.

"For Fecks Sake Andrew (SKYHAWK) stop getting killed right near the start, I can't always help you back up, and Neo can't help you either.........And now I definitely can't help you because I've just had my face blown off by a grenade" Scythian UK, G.R.A.W 2

"Ohhh that was painful"
Imshall (After being killed), Chromehounds

" Oh My GOD 1 at base 1, 2 at base 1, 3 at base 1, 4 at base 1, 5 at base 1, THEYRE ALL AT BASE 1!!!!" Soldier, Chromehounds (The infamous base-rushing battle on 11th July 2007)

"Fecking Jewbs" HaeZen, Chromehounds (After aforementioned battle)

"Have you heard of WHITE-POWER Alabama?"

"Oh is that near NO-EDUCATION I F*CK MY SISTER ALABAMA?"
Holy Donut, Chromehounds

"Hiya Mate!!!"OwnCactus

"See when my dad sees a girl around here even now with legs and a skirt up her arse you've got to pull the handbrake on the car, because he'll be driving it back their fecking way"Cooling Cracker, Chromehounds

Can't think of anymore right now but am sure there are loads I've missed from the likes of Gorf, Ryan and Skyhawk that will come back!

Over to you, let's keep this thread going.

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Caspa Uk · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:00 am Post subject:

"Fuck me they played 7th Division with the new guy!... Idiots! Fucking hell that was at 4 in the morning, what a bunch of nobs" - CSD Caspa after seeing the history of battles with Neo, HaeZen and gizmo
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Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

"What's the matter Andy? Did your mummy just catch you touching yourself in your secret place again?" - Tachikoma to SkyHawk after hearing an angry female voice in the background in Armoured Core 4 Lobby.

"Neeeeoooooo.....!!" - Entire room whenever Neocryptic Arrives.

"Aaaaaandyyyyyy Evil or Very Mad

" - Echoing voices of haeZen and Tachikoma as Skyhawk blows out the bridge uder their feet in ChromeHounds.
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Imshall · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject:

Oi, Oi! Neo Tc, stop trying to fake an argument you suck at it! Imshall - after coming into the CH lobby and hearing Tc and Neo pretending to have at it

Hey, Pidegon breath! HaeZen

HaeZen, they're not girls, they're a bunch of transvestites... Neocryptic after hearing the messages between HaeZen and Dixychicks
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haeZen · Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 736 Location: oh hai thar!!111

Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

Ooh...how I wish I could remember my Yankie Bashing conversation on CoD3 but the red mist blocked my memory transistors Sad

He was such a cock Smile

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Imshall · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:

I think I was there for that one..... was scawy Sad

and funny hearing Ryan rip an American to pieces.
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Imshall · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:18 am Post subject:

Caspa:Oh I hate fucking Tesco's

HaeZen:Do you remember that Tesco squad we played?
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Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

"Nice to see you all ganged up on me Evil or Very Mad

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"Oh sorry, I thought it said that this is a BattleRoyale match, come on guys, take hands, let's all sing come-by-ya together" - Tachikoma's reply to a moaning American on Armoured Core 4.

"Catch the Pidgeon, Catch the Pidgeon...." - Skyhawk running away when his Armour Points hit critical on Armoured Core 4.

"It says 'AP Points'. I know that means 'Armour Points' but do I need it to be high or low?"
"I'd suggest low, makes it much more interesting for the rest of us".
"Thanks mate, I'll make it lower" ((Leaves Lobby))
"Oh my god......He is soooo dumb!" - Tachikoma's reply to an American in the Armoured Core Lobby on a Battle Royale match last night.
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haeZen · Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 736 Location: oh hai thar!!111

Rofl, Ryan > USA. Hahaha.

haeZen,
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Imshall · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:14 am Post subject:

Hey Andrew do you remember when Fearless shot my bollocks off? - HaeZen

Ya know, we talk so much shit in this squad there's going to be a quote posted every 10 seconds! - HaeZen

Neocryptic: Jesus Christ HaeZen that's tight!
HaeZen: You see what happens when I put my cock into it...
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Caspa Uk · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:06 am Post subject:

"If I stand next to haeZen I can steal his essence, that way he wont be able to harden - Imshall - Shadowrun
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Tachikoma · Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 1078 Location: Swansea, UK

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Holy_Donut · Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 719 Location: Timbuktu.

"Jippo, Jappo, Jappo Hound, Jippo..... I don't care they still suck."
-HAEZEN

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